Run little squirrel, RUN!

Why squirrels? I'm not talking about the cute fluffy tailed little gray animals if that's what you're thinking.
Then what is a squirrel you ask?
A squirrel is a person who may be a bit scatter brained, always got something to do & somewhere to go but can never seem to get it together enough to get there.
There are two kinds of Squirrels.
... 1- The Squirrel family & the fellow family squirrel.

A fellow family squirrel is one of many or a few, but these types of people were cut from the same cloth. (I realize grammatically this is a horror, but I'm not going for a pulitzer here.)
They would do anything to help anyone, but most assuredly they would go to the ends of the earth to assist & aide a fellow family squirrel. They are a tight knit bunch who keep close to each other, they're trustworthy, loyal & are always lookin out for the family cause the other kind of squirrels are alwaaays lurkin about.....

... 2- The Dirt Squirrel. (sends shivers down my spine!)

The dirt squirrel is a sad, pathetic dirty birdy! They'll smile in your face while they steal from you and can lie like a pro. They usually run in packs, but in reality, they're alone. They're only out for themselves & although they may appear to be a friendly little squirrel, they'll bite your hand immediately after you've fed them. The dirt squirrel is manipulative, conniving, thieving, always scheming & playing any angle they can. You can almost certainly bet they've always got an alterior motive & they usually travel under the cover of darkness.

Always be on the lookout for the dirt squirrels!