Watch out for Dingle-berry Squirrels!!

It's that time of the night again my Squirrels! Come out, come out wherever you are!

Today's Important Squirrel fact of the day is: Watch out for Dingle-berry Squirrels!!

Look Out!! Turn around!! You've got one on your 6!!! Hahaha! 


Much like the Dirt Squirrel, the Dingle-berry Squirrel has their own agenda. A dirt squirrel can still be likable though, you just gotta watch those little tree rodents. However, the dingle-berry squirrel, is a dirt squirrel you just can't get rid of! They cling to you like cheap TP on a hairy ass and are always on your tail looking for any scraps.

If you're unable to locate or are unsure how to spot a Dingle-berry Squirrel, simply turn and look over to your El Capitan Squirrel or 'E Squirrel' for short. (ya that's right, I did it) The E Squirrel will most assuredly be followed closely by Dingle-berry Squirrels just a waitin' for scraps! Followed usually also by a few dirt squirrels. Here, pictured right, is a recent photo of an E Squirrel I know. (I should take this show on the road!) This poor squirrel can't seem to do any squirrel hunting without some dingle-berry squirrels rootin' around all over his nuts! Hahahaha!!

My special family of squirrels wouldn't be kept fed, clean or alive if it weren't for the most special squirrel of all!! Our Super Secret Squirrel!! The Super Secret Squirrel or Wifey Squirrel, keeps everyone in line, in check and the whole family would be lost without her. ESPECIALLY the Wifey Squirrel's BFF: Trutie Squirrel. These two squirrels are like two peas in a pod, or err, I mean two nuts in a tree!  Always talking, laughing and coming up with nut-brained scenarios! Easily amused they are and always there for a phone call, text or friend. <3



So remember squirrels, always be on the lookout and at the ready.  You never know where the Dingle-berry Squirrel may be lurking but always know, Dirt Squirrels are everywhere!
LOOK HERE'S ANOTHER ONE!!