Hello squirrilies!
Today we are going to learn about a big dirt squirrel to avoid. The forever heartless and perpetratin' Deuce Bigalo squirrel.
This Casanova Squirrel is to be avoided at all costs! Why, you ask? Because if this squirrel is hanging around your fluffy 'lil tail, he's for sure workin' ya & will leave you broken & in pieces as he struts away smilin' without a care in the world.. This squirrel comes in all shapes & forms.
He could pretend to be your best friend squirrel one minute, then whisper sweet lies into your ear & make you his friends with benefits squirrel & then the WORST of all. He poses as trustworthy squirrel so you let your guard down for 1 second and BOOM! He's gotcha! And now you're fucked cause he's gonna use you, abuse you & emotionally rape you.
And before Deuce Bigalo Squirrel has done tossed you aside, he's already workin his next squirrels. Yes squirrel friends, I've unfortunately met this squirrel. I've been worked over so HARD that I still have a hard time believing the lie I was fed for over a year and a half.
But now I report to you, somewhat put back together & I'm surrounded by an impenetrable fortress that no squirrel can get through. Survival of the squirrel.
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